Dictating Patterns
Trying out some face hair. I guess I’m a guy now. 
#selfie #beard #barelybeard #facefuzz

people who stretch their desktop background

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countess-nara:

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

THIS ^^^^^^^^

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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This teriyaki chicken burrito is literally the greatest thing I have ever eaten.

I love my cooking. I figured out a way to eat healthy AND love the shit out of everything I eat. It is like the taste of take out chinese or something but completely healthy option. 

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y2kbae:

s3xualpastel:

♡ Pale ♡

✨💖💎y2kbae 4 Eva💎💖✨

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

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officialnormanbabcock:

when u hear someone ask about a video game u love

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reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

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masturntbate:

*sends you a platonic nude*

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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we-are-like-young-avocados:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHAT

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

This is cold blooded :(

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