Dictating Patterns
basedpidgeot:

sick
duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside:

A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.

edgeoftheatlas:

nahthatsnotveryraven:

in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller 

Seems legit

holy shit this shit is real lol

(Source: generalbooty)

bigeisamazing:

Girl: I want you to dominate me

Me: Ok

image

(via z-om-b)

endlessyuji:



tithonic:


fixitjack:


rangekyo:


REBLOG THIS POST OR SUFFER MY CURSE


This fucker haunted me for years I ain’t risking shit
just fucking return the slab eustace you piece of shit


This fucking episode


WATS YER OFFER
edgeoftheatlas:

ragecomics4you:

Every night.http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

I literally just did this
artoftheautomobile:

Yeah bitch!
shinykari:

Basically the movie.
examples of why i’m boyfriend material:

assdeluxe:

  • i give my life
  • not for honor
  • but for you
  • (snake eater)

(via edgeoftheatlas)

You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too.
William Shakespeare (via jennayliu)

(via edgeoftheatlas)


cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

image

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

(via wholocks-thewalkingdeadpool)


marchingjaybird:

Some genius replaced the music in the Party Rock video with the cantina song from Star Wars and it matches perfectly

(via ziyumatt)

credit